Damn! Tim was pissed.
The secret origin of the biggest I told you so in the history of existence.
“What, Bruce? Oh time travel doesn’t exist? AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH HAAAAAAAA fuck you.”
| Bruce: | Your jealousy is showing again. |
| Dick: | ........I'm going to Metropolis. |
| Bruce: | Yeah go have you're little gossip girl moment with Clark, we won't miss you. |
| Dick: | You know, Gossip Girl's and acceptable show, Bruce. |
| Bruce: | This is why you're not invited over. |
| Dick: | Tim's watched it before! And I think Jason and Chuck Bass could really relate. |
| Bruce: | Oh my god. You know the characters. |
| Dick: | Plot twist! |
| Bruce: | ...you're fired. |
Alfred Isn't Allowed To Touch Things Anymore
| Conversation with Dick after subjecting him to some startling news about Peter Parker... | |
| Dick: | "Why do I always have to share your suffering? Give Tim the TMI once in a while!" |
| Bruce: | "...But I love Tim." |
| Dick: | "Have you shared cereal with him too?" |
| Bruce: | "I try to avoid cereal thanks to you." |
| Dick: | "Yeah? How's that goin'?" |
| Bruce: | "Better now that it's under the couch." |
| Dick: | "Is that where you hide all your kinks? Cuz I gotta say, that's a little kinky... is Catwoman under there by any chance?" |
| Bruce: | "The cereal is your thing, not mine. If Catwoman is under there I'm never setting foot in that room again, or at least until I have Alfred take out the garbage." |
| Dick: | "That's just cruel, making Alfred touch your sex toys." |
| Bruce: | " ............................." |
| Dick: | "My grin right now? It's charming as fuck." |
| Bruce: | "This is why I need Jason around, so he can kick the shit out of you. I would do it myself, but I have things to do." |
| Dick: | "Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses." |
Nightwing Scores
| Bruce: | It's okay, I know what I'm getting into. There will be reciprocation. |
| Dick: | Oh. OH. So this will be more like a circle jerk than a one way thing? |
| Bruce: | ..........................yes, Dick. This will be a circle jerk. |
| Dick: | SCORE. |
Texting the Batfam
| Talking about the new Arrow show on CW. | |
| Batman: | He's a Dick. And not of the bird variety. |
| Nightwing: | Damn straight! Ain't nothing like the original over here. |
| Batman: | ...are you imagining this unimpressed face right now? 'Cause you should be. |
| Nightwing: | Well, I would describe it more as constipated but, you know... |
| Batman: | .... |
| New torture techniques. | |
| Batman: | This sucks Aunt Harriet's tits. |
| Nightwing: | ............... |
| Nightwing: | ............... |
| Nightwing: | I just threw up a little. |
| Batman: | Good. |
| Nightwing: | Sorry! Let me amend that. I just threw up a little in your cowl. |
| Batman: | ...reasons I hate you. |
| Nightwing: | Your phone auto corrected "love" to "hate" again. You need to get that fixed. |
| Batman: | You disgust me. |
| Nightwing: | ...the auto correct on your phone is REALLY terrible. |
30 Batman Challenge
- day one: first batman comic
Goddammit Batman.
Posted 10 months ago
#Batman #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Allstar Batman and Robin #comics #Jim Lee #Frank Miller #Why?
#Batman #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Allstar Batman and Robin #comics #Jim Lee #Frank Miller #Why?
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You know what I have to say about the Dark Knight Rises?
The. Red. Hood.
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Posted 11 months ago
#Alfred Pennyworth #Bane #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Catwoman #Christian Bale #Christopher Nolan #I may or may not have left the theatre grinning #I regret nothing #Michael Caine #Selina Kyle #The Dark Knight Rises #comic #film #movie #that's pretty much all I have to say #Anne Hathaway #Tom Hardy #John Blake #Joseph Gordon-Levitt
#Alfred Pennyworth #Bane #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Catwoman #Christian Bale #Christopher Nolan #I may or may not have left the theatre grinning #I regret nothing #Michael Caine #Selina Kyle #The Dark Knight Rises #comic #film #movie #that's pretty much all I have to say #Anne Hathaway #Tom Hardy #John Blake #Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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Posted 11 months ago
#Teen Titans: Year One #Karl Kerschl #Batman #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Comics
#Teen Titans: Year One #Karl Kerschl #Batman #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Comics
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