Batman and Robin, the last of the bat bunch. Some day in the future I might make more robins. Today is not that day.
Damn! Tim was pissed.
The secret origin of the biggest I told you so in the history of existence.
"What, Bruce? Oh time travel doesn’t exist? AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH HAAAAAAAA fuck you."
|Bruce:||Your jealousy is showing again.|
|Dick:||........I'm going to Metropolis.|
|Bruce:||Yeah go have you're little gossip girl moment with Clark, we won't miss you.|
|Dick:||You know, Gossip Girl's and acceptable show, Bruce.|
|Bruce:||This is why you're not invited over.|
|Dick:||Tim's watched it before! And I think Jason and Chuck Bass could really relate.|
|Bruce:||Oh my god. You know the characters.|
|Conversation with Dick after subjecting him to some startling news about Peter Parker...|
|Dick:||"Why do I always have to share your suffering? Give Tim the TMI once in a while!"|
|Bruce:||"...But I love Tim."|
|Dick:||"Have you shared cereal with him too?"|
|Bruce:||"I try to avoid cereal thanks to you."|
|Dick:||"Yeah? How's that goin'?"|
|Bruce:||"Better now that it's under the couch."|
|Dick:||"Is that where you hide all your kinks? Cuz I gotta say, that's a little kinky... is Catwoman under there by any chance?"|
|Bruce:||"The cereal is your thing, not mine. If Catwoman is under there I'm never setting foot in that room again, or at least until I have Alfred take out the garbage."|
|Dick:||"That's just cruel, making Alfred touch your sex toys."|
|Dick:||"My grin right now? It's charming as fuck."|
|Bruce:||"This is why I need Jason around, so he can kick the shit out of you. I would do it myself, but I have things to do."|
|Dick:||"Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses."|
|Bruce:||It's okay, I know what I'm getting into. There will be reciprocation.|
|Dick:||Oh. OH. So this will be more like a circle jerk than a one way thing?|
|Bruce:||..........................yes, Dick. This will be a circle jerk.|
|Talking about the new Arrow show on CW.|
|Batman:||He's a Dick. And not of the bird variety.|
|Nightwing:||Damn straight! Ain't nothing like the original over here.|
|Batman:||...are you imagining this unimpressed face right now? 'Cause you should be.|
|Nightwing:||Well, I would describe it more as constipated but, you know...|
|New torture techniques.|
|Batman:||This sucks Aunt Harriet's tits.|
|Nightwing:||I just threw up a little.|
|Nightwing:||Sorry! Let me amend that. I just threw up a little in your cowl.|
|Batman:||...reasons I hate you.|
|Nightwing:||Your phone auto corrected "love" to "hate" again. You need to get that fixed.|
|Batman:||You disgust me.|
|Nightwing:||...the auto correct on your phone is REALLY terrible.|
The. Red. Hood.