What is this art? Seriously. What is happening here?
Let’s start with the obvious, Cassie…what has happened to your head? Did you stick it in a dryer and crank it to high? Girl, dry clean only! This is actually a miracle that, FOR ONCE, Brett Booth made Tim’s head the appropriate size for his body. Cassie was not so lucky. Especially when you consider the hair too. Mohawk. That is a mohawk.
Secondly, CASSIE YOUR HEAD IS SMALLER THAN YOUR BOOB. Not even boobs, no, just the one. That is not how boobs are shaped…not in those proportions. There’s a fetus in there I can guarantee it. An alien fetus. She got face hugged, but to the boob. Nipple hug? I don’t want to see that. ………..no, look at her boob, IT IS ENGULFING HER RIBCAGE. And why does she even have boobs that large? Not that I’m against massive boobage or anything, but it’s not like we’re in short supply of engorged bosoms here in comic land. I don’t remember Cassie being Powergirl but I could be wrong.
And then her muscles. Wut? Too much. And I’m not even sure if I mean that in relation to proportional arm size or in bulginess. It just looks wonky. Not to mention that her arm is too long and her forearm is too wide and…is that a sharp-angled crease in her elbow? While we’re on the subject, TIM. YOU ARE NOT THOR, YOU ARE ROBIN. CALM YOUR TITS.
AND SPEAKING OF TIM’S TITS. Tim, why are you rubbing your nipples on that pillow? He’s having a sexual experience with Wondergirl’s bed dressings. I mean, really, he can’t even look her in the eye because he’s so busy fetishizing her sheets. I had to make up a word for what that boy is doing to that pillow. Fetishizer!
But none of that’s even important.
Why is Tim taller than Cassie?
(Source: fuckyeahtimdrake, via fytimdrake)
